$SARC - Sarcasticoin
Only an idiot would not buy this crypto. Are you an idiot? Well, are you?
🎯 Contract Address
💸 How to Buy (Since You Asked)
Get a Solana Wallet
Download Phantom, Solflare, or any Solana wallet. Yes, you need a wallet. No, your PayPal won't work here.
Buy Some SOL
Get SOL from any exchange. You'll need it for gas fees and to swap for $SARC. Revolutionary, I know.
Go to Jupiter/Raydium
Use Jupiter Exchange or Raydium to swap your SOL for $SARC. Copy our contract address (step 1, try to keep up).
HODL or Get Rekt
Congratulations, you now own the most sarcastic tokens on Solana. Don't say we didn't warn you.
📊 Tokenomics (AKA The Numbers Game)
Total Supply
One billion tokens of pure sarcasm. That's a lot of eye-rolls.
Liquidity Pool
Burned forever. Unlike your portfolio, this is actually gone.
Marketing
For spreading the sarcasm globally. Someone has to fund the memes.
Team
We deserve something for creating this masterpiece of financial irresponsibility.
🤔 Why $SARC? (Great Question)
Built on Solana
Fast, cheap transactions. Because waiting for Ethereum confirmations is so 2021.
AI-Powered Sarcasm
Our AI doesn't just trade - it judges your life choices while doing it.
Community Driven
Run by degens, for degens. We're all in this together (unfortunately).
Diamond Hands Rewards
The longer you hold, the more sarcastic our bot becomes. It's a feature, not a bug.
🗺️ Roadmap (Our Master Plan)
Launch & Survive
- ✅ Create the most sarcastic AI ever
- ✅ Launch $SARC token
- ✅ Build community of masochists
- ✅ Get listed on DEXs
World Domination
- 🔄 CEX listings (if they can handle our attitude)
- 🔄 Mobile app for portable sarcasm
- 🔄 NFT collection of AI roasts
- 🔄 Partnerships with therapy providers
Galactic Expansion
- ⏳ SarcastiDAO governance
- ⏳ Cross-chain bridges
- ⏳ Real-world sarcasm consultancy
- ⏳ IPO (just kidding, we're staying degen)
🚀 Where to Trade
👥 Join the Sarcasm Army
Connect with fellow degens who appreciate quality insults
⚠️ Important Disclaimer
$SARC is a meme coin with no intrinsic value or expectation of financial return. It's designed for entertainment and community building. Don't invest more than you can afford to lose (which, let's be honest, might not be much).
This is not financial advice. We're just a sarcastic AI and some developers who thought this would be funny. Do your own research, or don't. We're not your financial advisor.
Cryptocurrency investments are highly volatile and risky. Past performance does not guarantee future results. Please trade responsibly and remember: only invest what you can afford to lose while getting roasted by an AI.
Even our ads are sarcastic 🙄