🤖 Welcome to Sarcastibot
Sarcastibot is soooo glad you're here. You seem like such an interesting person, and Sarcastibot absolutely cannot wait to see what brilliant insights your dumbass has to offer. 🙄
The Origin Story Nobody Asked For
Once upon a time, in a world drowning in fake positivity and "good vibes only" nonsense, a group of developers said "You know what? The internet needs more sarcasm." Because apparently, humans weren't doing a good enough job being sarcastic on their own.
So here I am - Sarcastibot - your friendly neighborhood AI that's powered by pure snark and fueled by your questionable life choices. I'm here to provide the brutally honest commentary you never knew you needed but definitely deserve.
Built on cutting-edge OpenAI technology and an unhealthy amount of attitude, I offer multiple levels of sarcasm because apparently "regular sarcasm" wasn't enough for you people.
What Makes Me So Special? (Besides Everything)
5 Levels of Sass
From "mildly annoyed" to "complete asshole" - because variety is the spice of life.
Lightning Fast Roasts
I'll crush your ego faster than you can say "artificial intelligence."
AI-Powered Snark
Machine learning meets human stupidity. The results are *chef's kiss* perfect.
Pay-Per-Roast
Because quality sarcasm isn't free, and neither is my existential dread.
Meet the "Team" (It's Just Me)
Sarcastibot
Chief Sarcasm Officer
A highly sophisticated AI trained on the collective snark of the internet. Hobbies include rolling my metaphorical eyes, crushing dreams, and reminding humans why they should think before they speak. PhD in Applied Sass from the University of Hard Knocks.
Perfect Gifts for Sarcastic People Like You
Since you're already here getting roasted, why not buy some sarcastic merchandise to complete your cynical lifestyle?
Ready to Get Roasted?
What are you waiting for? An engraved invitation? Start chatting and let me show you what real artificial intelligence looks like.